HippoFinds: Awesomely Bad Movies - Page 2

Rich W. · 08-20-2009, 05:38 AM

Hey Kids...

Listen, I know you already have a nice list there... *BUT*... in order to get me out of bed this morning, Jane left "Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" on the TV...and put the remote on the dresser... This is the worst piece of shit ever put on celuloid. Ever.

Ever.

Ever.

chimheil · 08-26-2009, 03:29 PM

I always hate bringing up Opie & Anthony/Ron & Fez references, but today's worst of featured Louis CK ripping on Gap the movie and it made me remember how much I want to see that piece of shit. Also Franklyn's Last Night in Brooklyn sounds awful too. My only problem is I will never pay for either of them.

chimheil · 08-30-2009, 06:41 PM

Not a movie, but I was watching The Smurfs this weekend. That is the worst tv show ever. Throw out any childhood memories you have of it. It is so so so bad. "This is Golgemort. He is bad"

I also discovered that if you replace smurf with fuck it makes the show much better. "Go smurf a tree" "I smurfed up" "Lets go smurf". All were actual quotes from the show.

chimheil · 09-07-2009, 08:17 PM

New shit movie. Robin Hood. Not the Kevin Costner version (bad as it is) but the 1991 version with Uma Thurman. Absolutely awful.

HippoJuiceMarie · 09-08-2009, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by chimheil

New shit movie. Robin Hood. Not the Kevin Costner version (bad as it is) but the 1991 version with Uma Thurman. Absolutely awful.

Awesome, I'll add that to our list.

This week (9/9/09) we will be watching Star Wrecked, sent to us from ChirpingBirdy.

martianvirus · 09-08-2009, 11:03 AM

worst movie ever; star wars, all of them

HippoJuiceMarie · 09-10-2009, 06:13 AM

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Originally Posted by chimheil

I always hate bringing up Opie & Anthony/Ron & Fez references, but today's worst of featured Louis CK ripping on Gap the movie and it made me remember how much I want to see that piece of shit. Also Franklyn's Last Night in Brooklyn sounds awful too. My only problem is I will never pay for either of them.

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Originally Posted by chimheil

New shit movie. Robin Hood. Not the Kevin Costner version (bad as it is) but the 1991 version with Uma Thurman. Absolutely awful.

Could you post the IMDB link for the Gap?

And are you referring to this Robin Hood http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102797/ ?

HippoJuiceMarie · 09-10-2009, 06:17 AM

And from now on, I'm keeping the request list on http://hippojuice.com/hippoBadMovie.html - it makes it easier for me. It's also where I post what the next upcoming movie is. Next week we are watching The Wicker Man.

RaZor · 09-10-2009, 07:22 AM

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Charlie & The Chocolate Factory

You're kidding right?

What was so bad about that one????

Mother Shucker · 09-10-2009, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by RaZor

You're kidding right?

What was so bad about that one????

It was pretty bad, not "worst movie in history" bad, but pretty bad. The one Oompa Loompa that they copied over and over? Yuck. I did enjoy the one part thought. When the kids get to the chocolate factory, and the animatronic display goes haywire.....

HippoJuiceMarie · 09-11-2009, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by RaZor

You're kidding right?

What was so bad about that one????

I never watched it all the way through, so I can't judge. But if someone requests it, who am I to turn them down?

chimheil · 09-13-2009, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by HippoJuiceMarie

Could you post the IMDB link for the Gap?

And are you referring to this Robin Hood http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102797/ ?

I don't think Gap has an imdb page. And that is the correct Robin Hood. A plus is it does have Louis CK's twin.

HippoJuiceMarie · 09-17-2009, 06:29 AM

Thanks Chim. That is the best picture ever, and it looks JUST LIKE LOUIS CK!!
If we can find Gap, we'll review it.
But for next week, it's The Runnaway, picked by our own John. The following week will be your Robin Hood.

Rich W. · 09-17-2009, 02:26 PM

Louis CK.... hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahaah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

08-20-2009, 05:38 AM	#26
Rich W. Self Important Ass Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: NJ Posts: 1,697	Hey Kids... Listen, I know you already have a nice list there... BUT... in order to get me out of bed this morning, Jane left "Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" on the TV...and put the remote on the dresser... This is the worst piece of shit ever put on celuloid. Ever. Ever. Ever. __________________ www.unlearnnow.com

09-08-2009, 11:03 AM	#31
martianvirus www.bing.com Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Las Vegas, NV Posts: 35,701	worst movie ever; star wars, all of them __________________ I'm with Coco

09-17-2009, 02:26 PM	#39
Rich W. Self Important Ass Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: NJ Posts: 1,697	Louis CK.... hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahaah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha __________________ www.unlearnnow.com

08-26-2009, 03:29 PM	#27
chimheil New Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 7	I always hate bringing up Opie & Anthony/Ron & Fez references, but today's worst of featured Louis CK ripping on Gap the movie and it made me remember how much I want to see that piece of shit. Also Franklyn's Last Night in Brooklyn sounds awful too. My only problem is I will never pay for either of them.

08-30-2009, 06:41 PM	#28
chimheil New Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 7	Not a movie, but I was watching The Smurfs this weekend. That is the worst tv show ever. Throw out any childhood memories you have of it. It is so so so bad. "This is Golgemort. He is bad" I also discovered that if you replace smurf with fuck it makes the show much better. "Go smurf a tree" "I smurfed up" "Lets go smurf". All were actual quotes from the show.

09-07-2009, 08:17 PM	#29
chimheil New Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 7	New shit movie. Robin Hood. Not the Kevin Costner version (bad as it is) but the 1991 version with Uma Thurman. Absolutely awful.

09-10-2009, 06:17 AM	#33
HippoJuiceMarie Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Fort Lauderdale, Florida Posts: 242	And from now on, I'm keeping the request list on http://hippojuice.com/hippoBadMovie.html - it makes it easier for me. It's also where I post what the next upcoming movie is. Next week we are watching The Wicker Man.

09-17-2009, 06:29 AM	#38
HippoJuiceMarie Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Fort Lauderdale, Florida Posts: 242	Thanks Chim. That is the best picture ever, and it looks JUST LIKE LOUIS CK!! If we can find Gap, we'll review it. But for next week, it's The Runnaway, picked by our own John. The following week will be your Robin Hood.